Shower

“When atmospheric pressure was dropping rapidly, the male beetles became much less responsive to female pheromones.” (http://www.nature.com/news/amorous-insects-predict-the-weather-1.13874)

And yet smut* flourishes in a moist climate**.

*The fungal disease of grains.
**I apologise; it’s raining.

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Innovation

“Gears are not the only mechanical solutions that were long thought to be unique to human engineering and then found to have been mastered by evolution [the plant hopper Issus coleoptratus has rounded joints that connect its hind legs with a series of tiny intermeshing teeth like cogs]. The screw-and-nut system is another example … in the legs of a weevil beetle. … Honeybees ‘couple the movement of both wings to stabilize their flight by using pegs … like Velcro.'” (http://www.nature.com/news/insect-leg-cogs-a-first-in-animal-kingdom-1.13723)

(Human) Narcissity is Mother Nature’s invention.

Whoop

“We need to be patient in other aspects of the recovery of these species such as the focus on why these birds [whooping cranes] have trouble reproducing in the wild … That may need to be learnt as well.” (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23892244)

Vacancy advertisement for sex therapist states essential attributes as long legs and whooping.

Temperate

“Tempers flare as temperatures rise … Small changes in temperature and rainfall substantially raise the risk of conflict of many types, from interpersonal spats … to full-blown civil war and societal collapse” (http://www.nature.com/news/warming-climate-drives-human-conflict-1.13464)

Spat power will be harnessed via elaborate Searlesque contraptions in an effort to sustainably supply societal collapse.