Cyberries

“New varieties, innovative growing methods – including the use of LED lights … [and] climate-controlled glasshouses have allowed growers to extend the season for British strawberries. As a result, British strawberries are now available from March to December.” (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/may/18/strawberries-record-breaking-year-forecast-uk)

With all the nutritional value and flavour of wet toilet paper.

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