Poached

“Hundreds of spring Chinook salmon have been found dead in Oregon rivers over the past week, in a sign that abnormally high water temperatures are taking a toll on the threatened species.” (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/06/19/us-usa-oregon-salmon-idUKKBN0OZ2L420150619)

Local wild parsley was also wilting.

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Syrup

“Thousands of fish are expected to die in Honolulu waters after a leaky pipe caused 1,400 tons of molasses to ooze into the harbor.” (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/12/hawaii-honolulu-molasses-spill-fish-dying)

The popular destination is likely to be inundated by balding desperadoes who mishear ‘syrup of fish’.