“New varieties, innovative growing methods – including the use of LED lights … [and] climate-controlled glasshouses have allowed growers to extend the season for British strawberries. As a result, British strawberries are now available from March to December.” (

With all the nutritional value and flavour of wet toilet paper.


“Remember that for humans, the biggest cause of death is cold in winter, far bigger than heat in summer. [Climate change] would also lead to longer growing seasons and you could extend growing a little further north into some of the colder areas.” (

In which world?