Phinvention

“Sailors and crews of boats using Inverness ity harbour and marina, and the Kessock Channel, [are asked] to proceed with caution and not to seek out a baby dolphin born in recent days.” (http://uk.whales.org/news/2014/09/boat-crews-asked-to-keep-distance-from-baby-dolphin)

Invernessity has the mother dol-phinvention.

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Syrup

“Thousands of fish are expected to die in Honolulu waters after a leaky pipe caused 1,400 tons of molasses to ooze into the harbor.” (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/12/hawaii-honolulu-molasses-spill-fish-dying)

The popular destination is likely to be inundated by balding desperadoes who mishear ‘syrup of fish’.

Sip

“The Defra-funded Cetacean Strandings Investigation Programme has reported an average of 500 incidents, involving up to 20 species, each year since its inception in 1990.” (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2013/aug/22/river-dee-dolphin-adventurous-marine-life)

‘C-SIP’ officers provide stranded cetaceans with a hot analgesic drink.