The Gaffe of Grouse

“Tim Baynes, director of the Gift of Grouse campaign, said: ‘Burning heather is the same as getting your hair cut.'” (http://www.giftofgrouse.com/article/news/estates-and-gamekeepers-heather-on-fireok)

“Yes, I always look forward to visiting the hairdresser to have my hair doused with a fire accelerant and then lit with a blow torch.” (https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/burning-heather-is-the-same-as-getting-your-hair-cut-claims-grouse-moor-propagandist/)

Forests are like hippies who have let themselves go and will never amount to anything.

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