“The aggressive buying practices of some of the big supermarkets have got even worse … and … their current price wars are exposing the UK to further food crime.” (

I find that highly unmilkly.


“The Les fruits et légumes moches (inglorious fruit and vegetables) initiative offers misshapen fruit and vegetables at a 30% discount … with slogans including ‘hideous orange makes beautiful juice’.” (

Tres chicory.


“A quarter of UK consumers said they would take the green option even if it cost them more money” and it’s almost half of consumers globally. (

The other half of consumers said the figures were horsemeat.