Humpbacking Vocals

baleen whale song is restricted to a narrow frequency which overlaps with noise produced by shipping vessels.

Whale song mystery solved by scientists – BBC News

Ships which dismiss calls to change their noise behaviour should face the prospect of receiving horny humpbacks.

HM Arsey

Around £300 billion of public money is spent annually with external suppliers by the government, UK local authorities and other public bodies like the NHS. Research shows that nearly 20% of this spend goes to companies with obvious links to tax havens.

In 2023 we learned that, ironically, it was the UK’s tax authority (HMRC) which spent the most with Amazon over the last five years (£228 million).

https://www.ethicalconsumer.org/ethical-campaigns-boycotts/public-spending-tax-avoiding-companies

In 2024, HMRC plans to plug this hole in its circular underfunding by offering Amazon a tax rebate.

Liquor

Seventeen landfills across England are known to be producing a highly toxic liquid substance containing some banned and potentially carcinogenic “forever chemicals”, in some cases at levels 260 times higher than that deemed safe for drinking water, it can be revealed. However the government says it does not know where these landfills are.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/01/seventeen-landfills-in-england-make-toxic-liquid-hazardous-to-drinking-water

Nevertheless, questions are being asked around the water cooler.

Welsh trained

Night vision footage showed the seemingly conscientious rodent gathering clothes pegs, corks, nuts and bolts, and placing them in a tray

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/07/mouse-secretly-filmed-tidying-mans-shed-every-night

Not ‘nesting’ or ‘way-marking’ behaviour… Could it be a Welsh Womble? Or a graduate of NIMH?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Frisby_and_the_Rats_of_NIMH

Econotragicomical

In the circular flow diagram of standard economics, nothing enters from the outside to keep it flowing, and nothing exits as a result of the flow. There are no resource inputs from the environment: no oil, coal, or natural gas, no minerals and metals, no water, soil, or food. There are no outputs into the ecosphere: no garbage, no pollution, no greenhouse gasses. That’s because in the circular flow diagram, there is no ecosphere, no environment. The economy is seen as a self-renewing, perpetual-motion merry-go-round set in a vacuum. …

agriculture is “the part of the economy that is sensitive to climate change,” but because it accounts for just 3 percent of national output, climate disruption of food production cannot produce a “very large effect on the U.S. economy.” …

“If the [Atlantic meridional overturning circulation] slows down a little, the global impact is a positive 0.2-0.3 percent of income,” they concluded. “This goes up to 1.3 percent for a more pronounced slowdown.” They argued that while climate heating cooks the rest of the world, European countries will benefit from a cooling effect of the current’s collapse. …

the last time Earth experienced those kinds of temperature differentials, during the interglacial Eemian era roughly 120,000 years ago, raging tempests deposited house-sized boulders on coastlines in Europe and the Caribbean. …

Following the advice of investment consultants, pension funds have informed their members that global warming of 2-4.3 C will have only a minimal impact upon their portfolios

When Idiot Savants Do Climate Economics

So, I should put all my subsistence into climate gamble bonds?

Nominative Determinism

A few inappropriate examples I have noticed this year:

Chris Pincher, the former Tory deputy chief whip, should be suspended from the Commons for eight weeks over “grave” sexual misconduct.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/07/first-edition-threads-meta-mark-zuckerberg-elon-musk-twitter

Harm van Marwijk qualified as a GP in 1988.

Harm van Marwijk – The Conversation

Peter Bone has been stripped of the Conservative party whip after the MP was found to have bullied and harassed a member of staff and exposed his genitals near their face.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/oct/17/peter-bone-loses-tory-whip-after-bullying-and-harassment-finding

Colombia has joined an alliance of countries calling for a fossil fuel non-proliferation treaty. As a country with coal, oil and gas industries, this is a significant move.
The country’s president, Gustavo Petro, said “there is no other path”.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-11/coal-giant-colombia-wants-to-wean-its-economy-off-fossil-fuels

Seallafield

Such is the concern about its safety standards that US officials have warned of its creaking infrastructure in diplomatic cables

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/dec/05/sellafield-nuclear-site-leak-could-pose-risk-to-public

If cracks in the edifice continue to grow, officials will be forced to seal it up entirely in red tape.

Rathics

when a rat sees another rat in distress, the neural structures activated in that rat’s brain closely resembles those activated in humans brains when feeling empathy for pain of others.

One experiment showed that rats will release a fellow rat from an unpleasant cage even if they are not rewarded for it. And if given chocolate treats afterwards, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the former captive.

https://theconversation.com/rats-are-more-human-than-you-think-and-they-certainly-like-being-around-us-216846

Unlike humans, who will let anyone perish while we gorge ourselves.

Serotine Deviance

The scientists followed up by examining the anatomy of serotine bats, including live animals which helpfully develop erections when anaesthetised. This confirmed the impressive proportions of the penis but also revealed hairs on the heart-shaped head that may provide sensory feedback when searching for the vulva.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/nov/20/caught-not-quite-in-the-act-church-cameras-reveal-bat-sex-ritual

On regaining consciousness, the bats confirmed that they intended to seek legal redress for being drugged and sexually abused.